Godzilla vs. Destroyah (or Destroyer as it was released in the west) is the seventh and final film in the Heisei-era Godzilla films, but not the last of the Toho Godzilla films (more on them next week).  Godzilla vs. Destroyah was released in the US in a twin DVD along with Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla.  Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla is a pretty fun movie, but ultimately it didn’t live up to its potential.  One bit of cool Godzilla trivia from the Space Godzilla film is the return of the battle robot Moguera.  Script writers originally called for MechaGodzilla to return in this film and fight along side Godzilla in the final battle.  But after realizing that Godzilla AND the one and only creature to ever kill him as a tag team would simply be too much for our antagonist to handle.  So they resurrected Moguera, a drilling robot first seen in the 1957 classic “The Mysterians.”  But enough of that, let’s look at this classic film.

The film starts out with shots of Big G doing what he does best, plundering the countryside and destroying Japanese architecture.  However, one this is perfectly clear, all is not well with our favorite lizard.  Patches of his skin now glow a bright red and scientists suspect that Godzilla has absorbed too much atomic energy and is having a nuclear heart attack.  Now this is both good and bad news.  It’s good because Japan would finally be rid of this terrible menace.  It’s bad news because his death would trigger an atomic explosion that would take Japan and most of the Earth with him.  G-Force (gotta love that…Thanks Japan) deploys their new Super X III combat vehicle that is equipped with cold weapons to stall the big Godzilla boom.  

Meanwhile, strange life forms begin to appear where the original Godzilla from 1954 died.  These creatures are nicked named Destroyah after the oxygen destroyer machine first used to kill Godzilla.  Eventually these baddies mutate and grow beyond the means of the Japanese defense forces and scientists are forced to call on Godzilla, and his son (now much bigger and named Junior) to destroy this new foe.  The monster known as Destroyah is a unique one as he takes several forms throughout the movie.  Even the larger version of himself can split into smaller Destroyah and wreak havoc on our hero.

There are several reasons why you should check out Godzilla vs. Destroyah.  The first being that the movie itself has a much more grown up look to it.  It’s not quite as cheesy ,or goofy as fuck, as the other Godzilla movies in the series.  The acting is more than passable, especially from the monsters.  Yes I said the monsters.  There are emotional scenes here from Godzilla as he deals with his own demise and the perils his son faces in combat.  Secondly, this is a passing of the torch from a very successful Heisei-era film series to the new Millennium series of Godzilla.  In the Millennium series, Godzilla gets yet another makeover, and the storyline is far less linear.  In order to accomplish this, Godzilla would need to perish once more, and his son would become the new king of monsters.  Finally, we see the culmination of some recurring Godzilla characters, mainly psychic Miki Saegusa who was in every Heisei-era film after Godzilla vs. Biollante.  Saegusa has come to look at Godzilla as more than just a monster, but rather a creature with emotions and feelings just as we have.  In the end she is one of many who say farewell to Godzilla.  

Godzilla fans will definitely enjoy this film, and non fans may appreciate the honest and real approach to dealing with the end of my favorite series of monster movies ever!

Longtime listeners of the show may remember that the noble sport of curling was once something of an ongoing joke with us. It got to the point that Carlson from Mad-Gear sent us each a copy of the DS Curling game just so we could further mock what we called “shuffleboard on ice”. Well my friends, I feel ashamed of our former behavior, for I have finally had a chance to experience this godly game. And it has changed my life.

No, seriously.

A couple weeks ago, I entered the St. Paul Curling Club for an afternoon lesson and game of curling. The largest and longest-running curling club in the country, this place was amazing, giving off the vibe of a cross between luxury bowling alley and an exclusive country club. The lobby was filled with leather couches, flat-screen televisions and a giant fireplace, all facing the glass wall looking out to the play area. It was quite impressive. I was instructed to pick out a broom and head out to the ice.

Once I had my broom, I put on my clean pair of shoes (very important) and made my way to the ice. The room was a comfortable forty degrees with six playing areas in total. The moment I walked through the door and looked to my left, I knew I was in a happy place.

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We’re proud to bring you the latest Episode of the Shmopera this week! We and our friends have been working hard to bring you the most hard rocking and authentically musical Shmopera we’ve ever created! Unfortunately, by presenting this music first in a podcast format, certain drawbacks become apparent. Namely, the smaller files sizes demanded by podcasting means any music suffers in both quality and in stereo vs. mono. And this particular Shmopera set is going to get it in the ass in terms of quality and presentation, I’m afraid.

But fear not, friends! We’re going to be offering the ENTIRE Shmopera series in much the same way as we did the ZomBOOsical! in 2009. For a $10.00 donation, you will be receiving the following:

1. ALL Acts of the Shmopera that we have recorded over the last three years. All of these tracks have been remixed and remastered in order to make them the best our meagre skills can. The Complete Shmopera, at long last, in kick ass HI-FI! The way it was meant to be heard!

2. A special After Hours episode featuring the Drunken Gamers talking about the creation of the Shmopera from the start of it three years ago until now.

3. A behind the scenes video taking a look at the Drunken Gamers and Friends as they create Act III of the Shmopera in all it’s awful glory.

4. A custom piece of Shmopera artwork in wallpaper format featuring a yet to be revealed character from Act III of the Shmopera.

The Complete Shmopera is planned to be made available Late March/Early April. Stay tuned to this site for more updates on the Shmopera, including preview tracks of the songs in high quality format. As always, thanks for listening and your continued support of Drunken Gamers Radio!

SHOWNOTES

00:00-Show Intro
09:38-Drunk Dials
17:28-Mailbag
35:18-Mega Man 10 Review (WiiWare)
41:20-Retro Review: Star Solider (NES)
44:44-Interview with Nathan Fouts-Mommy’s Best Games
1:04:43-Shmopera Episode III-Act I
1:18:02-Five Things
1:29:25-The Last Shot
1:32:15-Show Close

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Alright, this one’s a bit off the beaten path, but it’s one of my all-time favorites. The Hair Bear Bunch is another great Hanna Barbera cartoon that was originally aired in the 70s and was featured on the USA Cartoon Express in the 80s. It borrowed bits from Yogi Bear, except instead of two mischief-making bears in a national park, it featured three mischief-making bears in a zoo. Yogi and Boo Boo were replaced with Hair Bear, Bubi Bear, and Square Bear, while the zoo keeper Mr. Peevly and his assistant Botch stood in for Ranger Smith.

The Hair Bear Bunch first aired in 1971, so it took on many cultural trends of the time, most notably Hair’s…hair. I was watching an episode the other day and couldn’t help being mesmerized by that crazy afro. In addition, the bears turn their cave into a swinging bachelor pad, complete with wet bar, party area, and furniture that looks like something straight out of an Austin Powers flick.

Plots are about what you’d expect: the bears cause trouble by either trying to escape from the zoo or throwing a party in their cave, Peevly intervenes, hilarity ensues. But what I never understood was how and why Square Bear had an invisible motorcycle. I mean, seriously, what in the hell?

That puzzling bit aside, this cartoon is classic Hanna Barbera and one of the many reasons I love that studio so much. It’s got the great theme song, the goofball characters, and all the elements that make cartoons so much fun. Unfortunately, there’s no way to get your hands on a legitmate collection of the Hair Bear Bunch. I nabbed a bootleg a few years ago, and the VHS collection has long been out of print. However, you can watch an episode on Saturday Morning Cartoons: 1970s Vol. 2. The Saturday Morning Cartoons series are awesome collections of some of the best (and, unfortunately, some of the worst) cartoons from their respective decades. I totally recommend picking up one, two, or all of these collections if you’re a classic cartoon junkie like myself.

Here at Robot Panic headquarters, staff has been working around the clock to tabulate the scores from last week’s Oscar prediction contest. It was a close race, with the runner-up coming only one point behind the winner. But we have a winner all the same, and they’ve won their choice of any one of the ten films nominated for Best Picture on DVD! That’s one hell of a prize, so be sure to send your mailing address to mailbag@drunkengamersradio.com to claim it!

Before I announce the winners, let’s give give out some superlative awards.

First is the Intuition award, given to the person who best predicted the final outcome. This was actually a tie between Alex Ma and Brian Bedard, who racked up 34 points in the prediction category. That’s a whopping 17/24 correct! Not too shabby, you two.

Next up is the In-Touch award, given to the person whose desired outcome was closest to the final results. This award goes to Grant Montgomery, who got 14/24 correct in the “want to win” category. Looks like you’ve got great taste, Grant!

The Well Duh award is given to the category or categories in which there was a unanimous outcome. This year’s award is a tie between Best Visual Effects (Avatar) and Best Animated Feature (Up).

Finally, the Who Now? award is given to the category or categories in which not a single person correctly predicted the outcome. This is another tied category. The first award goes to Best Animated Short. Our voters came out overwhelmingly for Wallace And Gromit: A Matter of Loaf & Death to win it, but it ended up going instead to Logorama. The second category is Documentary Short; Here the favorite was The Last Truck: Closing of a GM Plant, but the award instead went to Music By Prudence.

Now before we get to the scores themselves, let’s take a quick look at the breakdown (my statistics professor would be proud):

• Mean: 35.89
• Median: 36
• Mode: 36
• Range: 27
• Standard Deviation: 7.45 (With a standard variance of 55.56)

And now, for the part you’ve all been waiting for: The results! If you don’t see your name below, it is likely that you were disqualified, either for submitting your ballot too late, submitting an incomplete ballot or not formatting the ballot correctly.

1.) Brian Bedard – 46 points

2.) Geraldine – 45 points

3.) Alex Ma – 44 points

4.) Rusty Shackleford – 43 points

5.) David Webb – 40 points

6.) TIE: Scott Grannan & Josh Hunt – 39 points

7.) Nathan Godwin – 37 points

8.) TIE: Apoch, Tiggermango, Grant Montgomery & myself – 36 points

9.) Ryker XL – 35 points

10.) John Luedtke – 34 points

11.) Alek Shybut – 33 points

12.) Skeletonframes – 24 points

13.) Lag – 23 points

14.) Fluffynuts – 19 points

Thanks again to everyone for entering!

Over at Shmupmonth.com things are in full swing! MC Wilson and DJ Incompentent have put out the first of a weekly podcast dedicated to all kinds of shmup greatness. If you’re looking for some ideas on what to play or just need some SCIENCE! to help you play better, then the Weekly Shmupdate is the place for you!

Here’s a run down of what you’ll find on this week’s episode!

M.C. Wilson and DJ Incompetent present this first episode of the Weekly Shmupdate, a podcast that examines all that’s worthy of Shmuppreciating during Intergalactic Shmuppreciation Month. This episode features some great basic information on shmups presented by both the Couch Bandits and DJ Incompetent, as well as the first 2010 Shmup Month Contest entry. Good luck to all participants!

Add it to your list of podcasts today by going here:

Weekly Shmupdate: Week One

Hey Everyone,

Just a reminder that tonight at 7pm Central, Mitch (rwiggum) will be hosting a live Oscar chat in our Ustream page. In the meantime, we’ll be recording the podcast (not live) and chatting along.

If you haven’t already, fill out the ballot for our Oscar Contest. The winner will receive their choice of Best Picture Nominees on DVD.

Speaking of prizes, if you like free stuff, you’ll want to listen to the new episode of Drunken Gamers Radio, which will be released on Tuesday or Wednesday. We’ll have the Nation Red contest as well as an Xbox Live giveaway. Listen later this week for more details.

We hope to talk to you tonight!

You people are awesome. And by “you people”, I obviously mean the Jews our listeners. Take MSI Magus, for example. Not only did he donate the prize for the new contest (two copies of Nation Red, downloaded from Steam), but he also sent in a review of the game in order to give you a better idea of what the game is all about. And, without further ado, here it is.

Article by: MSI Magus

It seems that the market has been flooded with Zombie games recently. Off the top of my head, we have Plants Vs Zombies, World at Wars- Zombie mode, Zombie Apocalypse, Left 4 Dead (1 and 2), Zombie Driver, Zombie Bowling… You get the idea. With so many zombie games, people might see Nation Red and think, “Who needs another one of thes?” I would argue though that Nation Red is not just another cheap zombie cash in, but a great classic arcade style survival game from a developer who is actively communicating and listening to their fan base.

Nation Red sets you, as a soldier, in a zombie wasteland with the only goal being to survive and score huge points in the process. Think of it as Robotron X or Geometry Wars, but with zombies! The game controls via the keyboard and mouse, or with a dual-stick controller (your 360 controller being an option). The mouse/keyboard combo allows a little better accuracy with your shooting over the twin stick controls, with the trade off being the controller makes it much easier to use the barrel roll dodge. This is a trade off I’ll gladly taken given how important avoiding the mass of zombies will be!

One of the main things that makes Nation Red so fun and sets it apart from the flood of zombie and twin stick games on the market is its perks and item drops. As you kill zombies in most of the game modes, you will gain levels that grant you various perks. The simple ones give basic effects such as increased damage, attack speed or armor. Some perks, though, can majorly effect the way you play granting things like the ability to teleport or setting all zombies near you on fire. The zombies you kill, aside from giving experience, have a chance to drop new weapons, such as machetes, uzis, shotguns, and even some rather cool and unique weapons like the steam/nail guns. Zombies can also drop power ups from time to time that will last for a few seconds, giving benefits like a sentry gun that mows down enemies, grants invisibility, or inserts a doppelganger that fights with you, or double experience. All in all, there are dozens of perks, weapons and power ups that keep the game fresh.

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The second film in the Heisei-era of Godzilla films is the classic Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla II.  I’ve chosen to skip the Godzilla vs. Mothra or Godzilla and Mothra: Battle for the Earth because it’s hard to find and the only noteworthy part of the film is the introduction of Mothra’s evil twin Battra.  For those unfamiliar with Godzilla lore, Mothra is a giant Moth and defender of nature.  Two fairies (no seriously) have the power to summon him whenever Godzilla or some other walking disaster threatens the Earth.  Mothra has his own line of successful films in Japan and they are mainly aimed at children.  They are kinda cool, but after awhile, the screaming kids just get to you and you wanna chuck something at your TV.  And if you’re like me, you just got a new TV so why go through all of that?  So we’ll leave Mothra for another time and deal with this killer movie.

In the Showa-era, MechaGodzilla was this bad ass robot created by the Simians (a powerful alien race that look like apes…damn dirty apes!).  He had a laser in his mouth and missiles on his fingers and toes.  Generally speaking, you didn’t wanna fuck with him.  He masqueraded as Godzilla, and when he was found out, proceeded to kick Godzilla all over Tokyo…until Godzilla teamed up with his buddy King Ceasar and ripped his head off.  He would later appear in subsequent films, but always as a menacing force controlled by an alien race.  As a kid, I loved MechaGodzilla because he was cool.  He had all the strength and fighting abilities as Godzilla, but with added weapons.  But I hated that he was controlled by aliens, as they would inevitably do something stupid and that would be the demise of the character.  Luckily for us, this Heisei-era film takes all that I loved about MechaGodzilla and turns it upside down for a very modern approach to the character.

The film starts out as leaders from the United Nations Godzilla Countermeasures Center (UNGCC) surveying the wreckage of Mecha King Ghidorah.  They decide to take the knowledge left from this future beast and create the ultimate weapon to use against Godzilla, MechaGodzilla.  This giant robot has an impressive and varied arsenal built only to destroy Godzilla.  Mechagodzilla is protected by an armor plating made from an alloy called NT-1, which is coated in a layer of artificial diamond that allows it to absorb energy from Godzilla’s atomic breath and transfer a plasma grenade, located on its abdomen.  The robot also has laser cannons in its eyes, a mega buster in its mouth with, tranquilizer missiles in its hips, paralysis missiles from the shoulders, and shock anchor cables from its wrists which deliver a powerful electrical surge into its opponent.  In short, he’s super bad ass! 

Not everyone is happy about this new ultimate weapon, a back up pilot named Kazuma Aoki believes that his prototype airship The Garuda is the real savior for the Earth against Godzilla.  Meanwhile on a mission to an island in the Pacific, a Japanese team discovers a dinosaur egg.  The decide to take the egg back to Japan to study it, thus attracting Godzilla and Fire Rodan who begin fighting over it.  The scientists escape with the egg and it hatches into another Godillasaur who is quickly dubbed BabyGodzilla.  Of course Godzilla appears to rescue the tiny creature and that’s when the showdown begins.  MechaGodzilla and Garuda are sent to intercept while the scientists study BabyGodzilla to determine if there is any weakness that they could use against Godzilla. 

This movie is a ton a fun and was originally written to be the end of the Heisei-era of films.  However that end scenario would be put on hold for two years and used in Godzilla vs. Destoroyah (to be reviewed later).  The fight scenes are well done and perhaps the best part is all the banter between the pilots and the UNGCC control center.  You get this Strategic Air Command feel complete with tons of computer shots of MechaGodzilla’s systems, as he battles giant monsters.  Granted, there is a ton of things going on (BabyGodzilla, Rodan, Garuda, merging robots, the kitchen sink, etc) but it’s well paced and things never seem to get out of control.  In fact I think that this is one Godzilla movie that uses the many plot elements to keep the movie interesting and fresh.  My only complaint is that the ending seemed kind of cheap to me, but after learning their desire to continue the series, I’m ok with their choice in direction. 

So be sure to check this movie out.  It’s available on Netflix Instant View and well worth your time. Or better yet, a group of your Godzilla-loving, Chromehounds-missing friends to enjoy!

We here at Robot Panic love a little glitz and glamor. Don’t get John started on red carpet fashion, he can talk for hours about some of his favorite dress/handbag combos throughout history. (His favorite was Holly Hunter at the 1988 ceremony, in case you were wondering). So to celebrate the most important film awards of the year, we will be holding another contest. It will be just like last year, but this year we will be offering a prize to the winner!

Now, on to how you enter. The scoring will be familiar to those of you who entered last year, but if you are new, it may be a little bit different than how you are used to doing it. For each category, you will make two picks, rather than just one. The first will be the film that you predict will win the award. If you get that right, you will receive two points. The second pick will be the film that you want to win the award. If you get that right, then you will get one point. For example, let’s say I want Coraline to win for best animated film, but I predict that Up will win. Here is what that will look like on my ballot:

Best Animated Film:

1.) Up

2.) Coraline

Remember, the first pick will be the prediction, and your second will be the pick you want to win. If it helps, you may put a (p) next to your prediction and a (w) next to the one you want to win. Another thing that I should point out is that you must fill in every category. Last year there were several people who would have likely won if they had not put “I don’t know” in several of the categories. To curb that this year, any incomplete entry will be disqualified.

The Prize

As I mentioned earlier, the winner of this year’s contest will be awarded a prize: any one of the ten films nominated for Best Picture on DVD. Considering the quality of the nominees this year, you may have quite the choice on your hands. In the event of a tie, a random name will be chosen from the first-place entries.

How to Enter

So here’s all you have to do:

1. – Copy the below ballot into the word processor/email client of your choice.

2. – Go here for a list of all the nominees.

3. – Fill in each spot on the ballot with your choices for that category.

4. – Send your entry to OscarPanic@gmail.com with the subject “Robot Panic Oscar Ballot: (Your name here)” before 4:00 CST on Sunday.

5. – Join us at 7:00 CST on Sunday at the uStream page (located here) to live chat the awards and see how you’re doing!

Now snag the ballot after the break and get to it!
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